THESWAMP, DC – In a huge unprecedented announcement all of both houses have launched articles of impeachment against each other. “Pelosi might become President one day,” said McConnell sighting succession, “Ocasio-Cortez could end up President,” shouts Rand Paul sighting the word “communist.” “Gabbard might go for it again,” shouted AOC, sighting Putin’s name and the word “Consort.” Not calling Gabbard one, she [AOC] was actually invited to a Concert later that day. Detected by our stringer when the context of “Zamfir Consort” was detected.
The Representatives and Senate are launching claims across the Isle with both sides agreeing on Masse and Paul more than most.
“This is excellent,” said Joe Bishop of the Libertarian National Committee, “When they impeached a former President, we knew justice would be done, by making them all impeachable.”
The only question remains, how many Senators and House Members will be around to vote and prosecute them.
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