BLUE ISLAND – Blue, of Blue’s Clues, has a warrant for his arrest, issued by the Department of Defense after discovering a secret Island just off of Florida. The Island was discovered after a long interrogation of Bert, of Sesame Street, at the Hoover building in Washington, DC.
According to sources in the FBI Bert spilled the beans after they discovered some damning evidence over at something called Fractal Cow.
There will be a 50 State and Territory Hunt for Blue, enlisting his old rival Clifford as a hunting dog. McGruff is also helping out.
On the Island they discovered hundreds of videos of under age children who were male, female and also labelled trans. A manifest was also there mentioning public figures like Elmo, Mickey Mouse, and who the FBI are quoted as saying “Not Hunter Biden.”