ROXHAM ROAD, QUE – Politicians anxiously awaiting packages at the door can be pleased on new reports over Supply Chain problems limiting effect on their deliveries.
Their nannies, cleaners, and other servants will be delivered on time thanks to eased restrictions at the border. Also some fears they might have capsized and possibly ended up on the shores of Vancouver or under the sea may have been exaggerated.
Some obstructions have occurred, like nosey Rebel News reporters. Other than that the packages have been expedited and are on their way to serve their new masters at low cost, with no need of vaccination, despite being Vitamin D deficient.
“Thank heavens, my kids keep nagging me about this and that, I can’t wait to have them bother our new nanny,” said a politician that wished not to be named.
Some problems did arrive, there where complaints about lost luggage. No matter, the packages are just a little bruised, at worse, and ready for servitude.
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