EAST PALESTINE, OH – After concerns of a toxic explosion on the tracks, concerns grew about water being poisoned became widely known. Not far, a group of kind people from Flint Michigan showed up, offering aide, in loo of cleaner water.
The kindness caused tears, and chilled bones.
“This is a wonder to behold,” said Notah Agent near the tracks, who identified himself as, “in know way are we taking anything through here to be construed as being something of a intel agency’s doing.”
While not asked any of this, HuffGlu was happy to be detoured away from the tracks and given a strange metal box.
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