WASHINSWAMP, DC – In a bold event Tulsi Gabbard wrote and put forth her suicide note in the courts today. “It’s a shame she wants to die,” says elusive Clinton spokesman holding a wire tightly.
The media world is a wash with rumor and theories, and mostly death pools.
Hillary Clinton released a statement, “Suicide is a terrible things, I lost many, many of my friends that way, and this would be a shame if it were to happen to Ms Gabbardsky.”
When probing further for questions we lost many stringers to suicide and could not afford to send any more. But there are job opening, so click on the link.
