JOLSON, QB – In a surprise move, and not as a distraction from state owned pipelines crossing the paths of state owned Chiefs, Justin Trudeau bought up a suffering Chocolate Factory and announced his new Diversity Easter Egg Company.
“These Chocolate Eggs, will tell everyone what my Government has stood for.” said Trudeau.
When asked what he thought of the new line of product by the new Candy Ministry, Minister, Navdeep Bains said “It’s free,” when pressed about the design, all he said was, “I’d like to keep my portfolio.”
All of Team Trudeau echoed Mr. Bains’ concerns. Mammy Brand Diversity Eggs will be available before Easter in Late March or Early April. May end up after April due to usual civil service delays.