VANCOUVER, BC, CANADA – Worldwide stories of panic, end of days clearance sales, and death can’t keep Dr. Davi Staschen MD, head of Palliative Death at Vancouver General Hospital, happy. “All my clients are getting it from the Corona Virus, now,” he says, “Not only do I not get paid, but I don’t even get my usual sexual release.”
Dr Staschen, has been at VGH since the courts made it legal to apply what he called, his trade and fetish. He studied for years in Oregon University Medical School, which oddly enough only teaches euthanasia, and gained a taste for the career path, than went out to the Netherlands for a few years as a resident in Amsterdam.
“Why, must something so horrible happen to me?” he asked in tears.
This is a story seen all over the world the Angel Of Death practitioners are being sidelined by the dreaded Corona Virus everywhere we look, it became so bad, Italian MDs have actually engaged in mass self induced euthanasia.
When asked what he would do, Davi, as seen in the picture above, said he got an offer with the NBA but it looks like the Virus is after that job as well.
VGH says, they will keep him on, just in case Gabor Mate writes another book.