PLAIN PAPER ENVELOPE, ONT, CANADA – In attempt to enforce progressive safe space laws. All hurt feelings in opinions, jokes and satires will be sent to a Tumblr Tribunal. “It is the only way to ensure our hate crime laws go punished properly,” said Pie….Justin Trudeau, “I will have no one cry while watching twitter, if they are of protected species.”
This PM issued bill will ensure protected species status for Unables and Other Kins on top of the usual GLBTq and Racial Minorities who agree people are born GLBTq.
“Not since cancer, has anyone been this progressive,” said a man on the street we can not name due to “journalistic ethics.”
In related news, they will be holding a Tumblr hosted book burning, so bring your favorite fire place warmer downtown and join the Liberal Party fundraiser.