WASHINGSWAMP, DC – Pence’s new task force has been scrambling the widely Christian old testament, to find a proper prayer that can cure COVID19. Sources, close to VP Mike Pence, who’s only Constitutional position is a tie breaking vote in the Senate, say he is getting desperate, almost to go as far as check the New Testament.
When we finally got through to him and asked if Science might have the answer, he said, “The Scientific Method is Catholic propaganda by the heathen Roger Bacon ,” and went on saying, “We can not allow such fallacy against God.” He spent ours ranting on how they should burn every copy of Opus Maius, Opus Minus, and Opus Tertiae.
“Prayer is the answer, and we will find this prayer,” said Pence spokesman, Holy R Thowe.
Question, remains, will they find the prayers soon enough?
