COAKHUFFA, CA – In a sudden reaction to Zack Snyder dangling shiny over the heads of fans, Character Gentrifier, Paul Feig called in an all media Bomb Threat, one he made in 2016 and made good on it.
“This time I am serious,” he said loudly, “It have extended the time the bomb will last, and the devastation it will bring.”
Authorities are not sure what his demands are, but rumors have it, he has demanded Paul Rudd get a sex change.
Some have even quoted the words “balls in a jar.”
LA Police are ready with bomb diffusing robots that were originally made in response to Water World.