FUNNYFARMS, BC – It was once you could go on the internet and know feelings might be hurt on Usenet, but now you can be in fear of hurtful comments with stickers and some-mogi-emoticon thngs.
Well psychiatrists are eager to send authorities straight to your door now, the moment a hurtful comment is on your profile or tagged about you and force feed you pills on suicide watch, with a new Mental Health Team initiative.
“I had no idea they knew I had my feelings hurt,” said the patient, “I wasn’t….” cut off by the psychiatric official before she could finished he responded it’s great to enjoy an all paid vacation by a drug company. He says Phyzter will cure her of any presumed “bully pains,” and she need not be forced to feel again.
The health Minister was very pleased about it, “I am glad to throw money at any bogus mental health claims,” he said while tossing money into the fire place. It was unfortunate to view all the masturbation when reaching the issue of the forced treatment, but he said, “uuhhh…uhh..oh..ahhhhh…” at the point the word “force” was uttered and his eyes rolled back.
We can all sleep well, never again would parents have to involve themselves in their children’s lives due to funeral arrangements.