PLEASANTVILLE, MA – In a feet of brilliant planning the Flat Earth Society managed to convince American leftists to support their cause against Christopher “Colombo” Columbus, who believed he’d land India by moving west and taking blame for Isabelle’s top military geniuses. Not to mention taking credit for what Amerigo Vespussi and Father Brennan and Eric the Red discovered with no intent to find something else.
“It was an evil plot,” said Flat Earth society spokesman, Gulli Bell Swift, “No, not the rape and murder,” he continues, “Columbus sought to lie about the world we live in being a Sphere, and not a magical party board.” When asked about the Columbus Statues, he said, “We may seem crazy, but we perfectly fit this attack on the statues perfectly into the narrative of police brutality, just a simple as shouting something loud and claiming he once used the ok hand gesture.”
Future plans, include renaming Columbus, Ohio, FlatEarth, OH. Just the imagination you expect from such a society.