SWAMPSIDE, WASHINGTON, DC – At a K-Street Pub, Team Biden is aching with expectations as new poll numbers come in, and I scramble for verbose alliteration. Suddenly, the Shay Dee Polling Company comes through.
Polls are revealed, they show Biden will win 95% of votes from people named “To Occupant,” all expecting to get ballots by the millions. Maybe tens of millions.
“This is our target demo!” yelled Biden sounding a lot like Kamala Harris, but his mouth was moving, so we assume. He continues, by saying, “we need to energize this vote!”
Trump supporters claim it isn’t a name, but clearly this is a racist assumption, that it isn’t Sumalian or something like that.