DYNOMIGH, SWEEDEN – Nobel Peace Prize has been renamed the Nobel Participation Prize shortly after the Nomination of Donald Trump. Why, well it was considered a while ago but such honesty would have been impossible when Obama was announced the winner of the coveted paper weight.
“We can finally do it because Twitter approves,” said Nobel Marketing Consultant, Jan DeLeir, “People will rise up as we treat the Nobel Peace Prize like a frat dog party.”
The Nobel prize of Peace has been given to many noted Terrorists, Dictators and Drone Enthusiasts in the past, including Author Al Gore, who’s book caused such bad boredom that thousands died.