SACLESSMENTO, CA – In a strike of pen Gov. Gavin Newsom signs a bill requiring all people who plan to purposely infecting partners with aids, with or without knowing, to ware a mask.
“This will be a great day in history, as I with the strike of my pen, begin the end for a virus,” stated Newsom at the signing.
The National College of TV and Media Surgeons praise this event. Spokesman for the group said, “Newsom is on the way to being President, doing what Trump never had the courage to do.”
When CNN and MSNBC questioned the move Newsom quickly pulled out his car keys and dangled it over them, totally ending the question portion of the signing event.
