WOKINTON, CA – In a bold and honest move, after speaking to the US Senate known for passing little to no free speech legislation, Twitter Head, otherwise known as Jack, announced a rebranding of Twitter.
“Welcome to Cyberia,” said Jack, soon to be located at cyberia.academy and cyberia.media. New features will require all users not to just obey a litany of speech restrictions, but will also include punishments in the data mines for even questioning their authority. Rules will be arbitrarily added as people flag new offenses.

In loo of the announcement, a new logo was unveiled. They also expect, in future DoD contracts, they will be in a position to include offline dissidents and mask protesters to their re-education mandate expands.
“As we plot a new blue wave,” said Jack, “and shadow ban #VoteGold options,” he continued, “we can assure many future contracts.”
Stock has dropped during announcement, experts say it’s a vast right wing conspiracy to deny Jack his power.