TUMBLRLAND, BAY AREA, CA – “I was frightened, his eyes were raping me,” typed a distraught woman, describing her assault on the bus. “I have anxiety, PTSD, Vaginal Trauma and a new selfie,” she says, “and all on this from that man’s eyes looking in my direction.”
Bay are police say they have detained the man and found he claims he was looking at the view behind her, but claim that under a Mayor Newsance directive, that they must take all rape accusations seriously no matter how absurd, as long as they filled out a Tumblr report.
“Eye rape is very serious,” said the Mayor’s aide, “and we will fight this to the bitter end.”
A legal suit has been pushed forward by Gloria Toored, just in case it fails on the lack of evidence.
No ocular fluid was found present at the scene, or discovered via rape kit.