POINT GREY, VANCOUVER, BC – Seth Rogen announced his new brand of weed vaguely called “House Plant,” which could only be mass produced, as a “House Plant” on a small mansion in Shaughnessy in Point Grey.
“I wanted a Weed that can make people tweet like me, and forget how horrible Green Hornet was,” said Rogen who goes on, “I think we did it.”
The plan is select California Distribution now. When probed further as to why a clear Factory operation would be called “House Plant,” he responded in a hostile manner asking if “I was a Jew” and saying “I am an idiot,” later when I asked why he wanted to know I was a Jew.
This has made sense when his landmark products were “SS Kush” and “Name The Jew Skunk” as well as a plan to push “Hammer Haze.”