CORPTOWN, NASDAQ – In sight of criticism Subway has announced it will stop selling the free Candy 2 inch Jared Sub. The CBC may institute new policy regarding strangling on the job, “we might decide it is counter productive to allow employees to strangle people where they may easily be caught,” says CEO of the CBC-Chum Corporation.
This new saving face policy strategy is getting glowing reviews, although Disney lost some interest in Subway over their sudden anti-Paedophilia stance. “Next thing you know they will show support for filthy Jews,” says Disney spokesman lock stepping away.
Jared is Greenlit to direct the sequel to Powder after his prison term.
Facebook also has plans to institute an autopsy on anyone holding an odd or ethnic birth name, to confirm ID.