MT. KILAJU, AUSTRIA – Pfizer announced a new ground breaking treatment to a party of medical professionals at a Resort in the Alps. An events, as explained by Pfizer officials, is “totally not a free vacation to bribe any unethical medical professionals.”
This newly announced product was “Flinstones Chewable Vaccines.”
“This will be weapon in the war against COVID, that will be fun for the kids,” said a chalky fanged executive, “We are dying to release this, and we will have Trudeau family members at speaking engagements if we need to get there.”
This is likely to be released as an experiment before AstraZeneca’s rumored Vaccine Gummies.
Plans to end all teaching positions are in place if parents refuse to buy the product en masse.
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