LYPSERV, CA – DC Comics, announced a remake of Knightfall for the modern day. “Bane is the hero against the rich killer of dreams Batman,” said a Youtube Rumormonger who is praised with a 10% accuracy level, high for Youtube.
It is also stated that they will change the narrative to make the whole backdrop and plot a “Peaceful Protest,” where Bane uses DC’s most misunderstood heroes to wear down The Bat.
Also included is turning the one back girl scene from a scene where she takes down the Riddler’s men into her scissoring her girlfriend on the roof. Allowing his men to escape with the money rightfully owed to them by the small business they robbed.
The Joker and Scarecrow are only merely working at getting the Mayor to heroically piss his pants and defund the police in entirety.
We don’t want to spoil the ending but Jean-Paul Valley marries Tim with Spoiler in tears and later stoned to death for her clear homophobia.
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