ICOYCREIM, VT – Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield announced a new flavor of Ice Cream for the Black Community, to support Black Lives. “Yo Mamma’s Diabetes.”
Lacking in puns and humor, because as Cohen and Greenfield said, “This is no laughing matter, black people are dying and they should be buying our Ice Cream in large quantities.”
They figure the BLM mantra along with the enticing Grape Chips will ensure to bring trust in the Black Market to help the White Leftist cause of profiting off of it.
“Capitalism is evil, burn it all down,” said the duo, in hopes of selling more of what they are now calling Protest Cream. “We welcome looting, just pay our stuff,” they continued.