ARKHAM, MA – Files released by a protected source has found that Preston and George Bush, had conspired with the Skull and Bones to rescue King Tut from the Asylum. “We aren’t able to say we did, but he is one our boys,” said a anonymous person close to Yale University Records.
Sure some may think this is a nonsense conspiracy theory, but lets remember one thing, this implicates Republicans, they cause conspiracy, they don’t find it according to experts.
“We are reluctant to apply this to members of the Lincoln Project, but they no longer serve our uses,” says anonymous expert.
Tut currently rests in an unknown location on campus.
The Dean refused to comment.
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