GRANOLA, ON – A woman other kind-wolf-alien-negro-fern was rushed to hospital after being shot my a massive automatic weapon of trigger words offending all she is and claims to be.
Currently in traction, Granola PD officials said she suffered many wounds to her ego, and is in serious condition.
A Candlelight vigil is planned, and an outcry by Anita Sarkeesian has demanded all future video games be about sensitivity training.
The triggering occurred when she read her followed posters on twitter and while listening to CoD players while doing her nails.