BEIJING, CA – In a surprise announcement Disney has announced a new policy that they think will make Concentration Camps more inclusive and twitter friendly.
“We have demanded they take all our trouble makers,” said Disney President of their new Newspeak Dept, who identified as #2, continued, “instead of merely firing people for bad tweets, we’ll send them to our friends in China.”
According to Disney they believe that people weren’t so much offended by the concept of Concentration Camps, as they were the lack of diversity.
Walt Disney praised a regime himself that included all sorts of people weather Gay, Straight, Gypsy, Jewish or Catholic. So in their approximation it’s just a diversity issue.