WHO, CHINA – In a world wide outcry for keeping working facilities pure and clean of the wrong ideas, and given the over flow in hospitals expected, a new policy has been in place during COVID.
Firing any employee who holds the wrong opinions.
“I don’t know what I did,” said Hugh Dix a BC Urologist and Kidney Stone expert, “all I said this COVID policy was a little crazy.”
“All I did was wear a red hat,” said Toronto Nurse, Bette Bouffe.
The policy is hoped to speed through patient processing and efficiently serving all the victims of COVID and maybe normal medical issues with less unpleasant opinions and violations of Newspeak 11th Edition.
When asked why less Doctors and Nurses is better, the WHO and National/local Medical Officials seem to repeat, “Less twitter controversy, means less push notifications, meaning less hassles for us.”
It should especially be improved in places like this, while suffering brain drains.
