FROSTBITE FALLS, MI – On April 16th, Bullwinkle Moose was pulled over by a police officer at 10 PM MN time. Officer Boris Badenov, pulled him over and asked him to get out. While fellow Officer Natasha Fatale was on watch, with an arm.
“Moose asked if what he do,” said Badenov, “I say come out and I tell.” He continued to say in he was slow and unhelpful and seemingly very confused as Officer Fatale shot him dead yelling, “Explosive Box” several times.
Frostbite rules of engagement only permits use of silly explosive items in reaction to refuting the police presumption of unlimited authority.
This morning on April 17th, a peaceful protest of molotov cocktales and silly explosive devises, even scrooch guns ensued. Resulting a burning down of buildings everywhere including small business’ paying reparations in TVs and Blue Ray players.
When asked about a rioter hanging a Mr. Peabody, about the shooting, the young white male said, “What cop, what shooting, who’s Bullwinkle?”
Rocky his long time friend and Upsidaisium Dealer, made a statement wishing for peace.
Badenov has been arrested. When asking another rioter, if this helps them ease up on a the protest, the white male said, “Ehhh…who’s that, and how does that help me decide on which Television I want?”

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