OTTAWA, ON – Erin O’Toole stood up in great stature and statesmanship praising all of the Justin Trudeau’s Goals, during question period, except one thing.
“Mr. Speaker,” said the principled Conservative, “Trudeau makes some sense, however I will not abide his words.” “There is no need for the Heritage Minister to regulate companies in order to “remove hate speech,” they could simply “extricate harmful speech.”
He furthered his demands that “Tax Increase,” be “Hightened Re-Allocation Of Personal Funds,” and “Subsidized Daycare” to “Aided Unaborted Fetal Domes.”
He took great exception to 18B for Indigenous Communities, saying it should be 18 Billion for Native Hereditary Rule. Conservatives historically most fond of Hereditary Rule.
When the $15/h Dollar Minimum Wage came up he was livid and demanded a $30 per 2h Dollar Minimum Employee Labor Fee.
He insisted that Green Recovery lacked inclusivity about Blue Oceans and Brown Soil.
When Broadband Fund came up, he was rather angry and said it should be called “Funding For Female Vocalists.” He was absolutely shocked at the lack of Liberal tact, like it was known for Joplin antics or something.
Wanted them to institute a tithe not a tax on foreign owned empty properties.
O’Toole said he just can’t support anything he agrees with this much, when the wrong phrasing is used and said it was a “Steadfast Principle With Him.”

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