SCHADENFREUDE, DE – The, mostly peaceful, Green Party of Germany had invited delegates from Green Parties and other Environmental Parties and organization, including the Sierra Club and the what is left of the Ku Klux Klan.
They discussed plans for a Green New Deal, to create a greener planet. The main target, The Oceans.
“The Planet has been blue long enough!,” said keynote speaker Greta Thunberg, “We need a Green Planet.”
The conference ended on a solution. One that would forever change the planet.
Accelerating the reproduction rates of algae making all water rich in it.
“We cannot have a green new deal taken seriously on a blue planet,” said the crowd in creepy unison.
Green New Deals are expected to be printed and sent back to the delegate’s groups accordingly to create new environmental law.