ARKHAM, MA – When asked about his Vaccine(s) at his Vaccination Centre, Dr. Jonathan Crane dismissed the claim that fear was being spread to push for COVID vaccinations.
“Nonsense,” said Dr. Crane, “Who would spread fear in order to improve help,” he went on, “I took a Hippocratic Oath, you think they’d just let anyone have syringe fingers?”
Dr. Crane, who was appointed by Dr. Fauci as a local Federal Health Official, rejects the notion that he must be a virologist to understand the issue, “I am a psychiatrist, I was asked about fear, that’s my subject I am an expert in.”
Many have appreciated his services since he can offer them one vaccine per finger.
“Not sure why they’d think I’d use fear mongering, is this what people think of me?,” asked Dr. Crane, “must be some Q conspiracy.”
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