TEL AVIV, ISRAEL – Reuven Rivlin and Benjamin Netanyahu announced the opening of a new twitch channel called Israel4SIMPS in hopes to entice more foreign aid from Nations.
“We are promising more sultry enticements,” said President Rivlin, “Probably with Hot Tubbing Women In, male, Orthodox Jewish robes and hats.”
Other exciting additions will be promises of old sex reels of Golda Meir plus maybe gaming with a knock off Super Mario Brothers, Super Bibi Brothers, with Arabs in place of Goombas.
They hope that they can rack in the billions of foreign aid with their live streams from Nations, even virtue signaling conservatives.
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