GRANDIOSA, GUATEMALA – In a tactless display and in one of the worst months to offend fruits, Kamala Harris stuck her foot in her mouth. In her speech at Guatemala, she stated, “And I want to emphasize that the goal of our work is to help Guatemalans find hope at home, at the same time I want to be clear to folks in this region who are thinking about making that dangerous trek to the United States-Mexico border … Do not come. Do not come.” Continued, “The United States will continue to enforce our laws and secure our border. There are legal methods by which migration can and should occur. But we, as one of our priorities, will discourage illegal migration. And I believe, if you come to our border, you will be turned back. So let’s discourage our friends, our neighbors, our family members, from embarking on what is otherwise an extremely dangerous journey. Where in large part the only people who benefit are chayotes.”
“We never benefit from moving them across any border,” said a Chayote seen hanging off a plant, “if anything they savagely eat us on the way.” The National Association For The Advancement of Chayote Produce has demanded a huge apology from Harris, who they feel made them a scapegoat to distract from her telling people Trump was right.

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