WASHINGTON, DC – In an outrage Senator Elizabeth Warren demanded something be done by the environmental hazard caused by bitcoin miners, most of which function under the Chinese Government. Warren was concerned the US might catch up to China sucking unrenewable power.
To act they called in Walter Peck, of the EPA, to investigate with a sterling record of causing no devastation in trying to protect the world from new innovative businesses.
In the days of his investigation, which just contains having people with no knowledge of the machinery shut down the machinery, there have been several melt downs. This is odd since, there is absolutely no Nuclear core in Bitminers.
“These are the growing pains,” say Peck, “I totally blame the light touch China had with Hong Kong for these potentially dangerous sheet metal caged devices.”
Naturally if these devices never existed he wouldn’t have to shut them down.