CDC SPECIAL HQ AT FT MEADE, MD – The CDC had, last night, stated that there is total 100% total Scientifically Correlated Proof that Licking a Boot is a sure fire way to cure yourself of getting COVID19.
Chief Officer Of The CDC Correlation Dept, Jess Obeigh said, “we have proven, without a doubt, that a daily regiment of licking boot will increase resistance to COVID by 100%,” she continues stating, “It is very important to not miss a day of this regiment, and possibly take booster licks each daily hour when you have twitter on.”
This policy has gained praise from Dr. Anthony Fauci, Bonnie Henry, Teresa Tam and many other authoritar…err…health authorities world wide.
The WHO has officially declared it “The Science Not To Be Questioned.”
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