SKY PALACE, AB – Jason Kenny gathered the press together in a bubble tight crowd at the Sky Palace to announce to the press the capture of a dangerous criminal. Also to offer some free highest quality steaks to people offering positive reports.
“Pawlowski, is now in custody,” said Jason Kenny, “he has been charged with wielding faith with malicious intent and not being a loyal supporter of my Premiership.”
Other charges were standing beside a jet while landed, wearing police handcuffs, and brandishing a Bible without a license.
They might add attempted drowning, regarding a “Baptism” he was holding.
He could spend decades in Prison. While over crowding is an issue, Kenny has gotten Trudeau to approve some Conditional releases of a few more sexual predators,” common policy in Canada, in order to stop our growing non-violent crime problem.
Jason Kenny also announced his intention to reclassify his title as Emperor of Alberta.
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