LAURENTIA, CANADA – The PPC, announced recently to hold a Leadership Review of their Leader Maxime Bernier, announced just before noon of October 8th (2021).
Minor complaints have been comparing the fact that the Reform Party had seats in it’s Second Election bid, and a higher Per-Candidate vote as a benchmark for Populist Parties. That he’s unreasonably rude to the press when they do want him to say something, that they aren’t sure if they are the Libertarian or Conservatarian Party. That there is no position on the funding of abortion clinics. That they are still -1 seats since they began.
Sounds crazy, right?
In true form of his character, in preparation for losing the vote, for a leadership without a term, Maxime Bernier, returned to what works, and announced the founding of a new party. The name is uncertain, we do however have a short list: The Maxime For Life Party, Person’s Party of Canada, Seriously This Isn’t A Communist Name Party, The Nationalist Federalist Confusion Party, Yay! We’re Trying Party, Atheist Heritage Party, The Laurentian Libertarian Party of Canada, The Grass Roots Lead By A Career Politician Party, Free Money For Haiti Party, and The Libertarianish Sorta Nationalist Party.
“As long as no clear philosophy is in the name, we can’t be held to anything,” said Bernier while writing the names down, “As long as I am leader, it will be a Party I can live with.”
Ezra Levant, Owner of Rebel News, was caught by our stringer, who responded, “where ever Max goes, I will follow on my hands and knees, I will suck his dick, what ever my master wants.”

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