RESORT, CAYMAN ISLANDS – Today Pfizer announced it’s latest news, at a Medical Ethics Retreat, thrown for all their favorite Medical Professionals and Officials, about COVID 19 Treatments.
Primarily the announcement was regarding a new Season Pass for their MRNA “flagship project.”
“Getting our Season Pass get’s you 4 dollars off each unit for a period of 6 months and your choice of Epic Warrior,” said Pfizer spokesman Antonio Notfauci, “It’s more Jab for your Government’s buck.”
The speech announcing this new marvel of distribution and marketing got a standing ovation from the, or perhaps it was the Caviar, hard to say.
One thing for sure Government’s are drooling over it, with Justin Trudeau trying to cut the line.
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