MADISON, WI – Tony Evers announced that there will be strict measures in place to ensure that the accident at the Christmas Parade never happens again.
It became realized that, for some years now, Retro City Rampage, a game built by Vancouver’s VBlank Entertainment, was being used to teach driving in Wisconsin.
“We will never make this mistake again,” said the Democrat, “As you know Democrats do not understand the differences of real life and Video Games, so we accidentally thought it was designed to teach driving,” Evers said in a speech.
It was recently slowly explained to him in a phone call of an unknown person. Said sources close to the Governor’s Office.
Recently a Wisconsin Prosecutor also confused a Video Game for real life during a high profile trial.
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