NYC, NY – Bill de Blasio, 109th Mayor of New York City, wants it to be clear, yes he is encouraging people use crack, his city’s crack. Also that “I care about the health of people who live self destructively, it’s a safe crackhouse,” he stated.
What was meant by this? Well all crack houses will require evidence of vaccination, and mandatory COVID testing.
All crack pipes will be free, however there will be a plus account for those who are willing to buy the City Government’s finest crystal.
Some critics call this just another way to help the rich crack head, other critics agree Hunter Biden will be getting the full treatment.
Everiman Van Notxi, random person on the street, was on the street praising the City’s expansion in enabling and encouragement of vaccination.
“We need to get people their crack, however it won’t be safe without being sure everyone is vaccinated and tested,” said De Blassio in a ribbon cutting ceremony.
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