ANOTHER POLE, NP – Tinder Men all over are excited for Christmas, for they say, if your in a proper LTE coverage area and have a penis you might make his list. Whom? But Santa Murphy, naturally.
They say he’ll send you a piece of ass not remotely bothered by the fact he wants nothing to do with his girlfriend but a text.
“So you better man up, you better not cry, because Santa Murphy is coming to town.
He knows when she’s “sleeping,” he knows when she’s getting the icing on her cake.
He’ll hear later if you were bad or good. Santa Murphy is coming to you in her brown.”
They all sing the song, every night of advent thinking of the free coochie they will transmit to with no concerns.
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