TORONTO, ON – Hamburgers suffered a huge 6th place upset to cake, donuts and crack. We can’t believe that Cancer was the ultimate champion over Mr. Ford, said Burgers. Crack and Cake were upset, but Donuts were the most gracious in their 2nd place position.
This was the biggest upset since Chris Christy dropped half his weight to 1 ton.
Hamburgers Defeated: Ford..
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Author The Black Jester
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