OTTAGRAD, ONT – What is the best oil with your boot licking? Mink, Cattle Foot Extract or some proprietary blend of natural emulsifiers, conditioners, and moisturizers?
We sat down with six boot licking experts who know their stuff, just so you can make an informed choice.
With a selection of tasting cups we were graced with the presence of Noted Newsman, David Akin; Philly Feminist Writer of Bitch Media, Gwen Snyder; MPs Jenny Kwan and Jagmeet Singh holding his whip as well as Kevin Vuong; and Canadian Lord/Senator Yuen Pau Woo.
“The rarity of BC Mink has made it almost an absolute delicacy,” said Senator Woo, at the start. Jagmeet agreed trying some of the Bonnie Henry reserve. Kwan, repeated Singh’s opinion, but tried nothing. Gwen Snider said the Bickmore Vintage had more body, and that the Emulsifiers and Conditioners used brought in the best nose. Vuong stated that Fiebing’s ’84 was a classic, and had a smooth and somewhat fruity after taste.
Clearly there was a lot of diverse opinions, they, if pressed they could all share a Angelus as a desert oil for special occasions.
Remember these words before you go out to lick some boot, the experts can’t be disagreed with, they really can’t, it’s illegal.

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