OTTAGRAD, ONT – Chrystia Freeland announced that she would fight to maintain the account freezing of H.R Pufnstuf.
“I’ve been after that filthy hippy for decades,” she said, “Now’s my chance, I will not let that degenerate go!”
Freeland insisted that he has been engaging in dangerous chilling and hanging out for decades, and that the terror inflicted is “absolutely an outrage.”
Many have questioned this zeal even casing Marco Mendicino to look at her weird.
In a rare crude outburst Candice Bergen, MP, Acting Conservative Leader asked, “Are you on crack,” on the House floor.
90% of Canadians in a Say Shay Dee/Strawman Poll said “Who the fuck is H.R PufnStuf” and 10% said “Why are you asking me this?”
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