BACKTARE, MD – In a riveting Mental Gymnastics Final, with many entries a final three hit the podium, Bronze was Canada’s Bonnie Henry, Silver was American National, Anthony Fauci.
However no one could twist the facts and self justify nonsense quite as brilliant as American newcomer Jack “John Goldman” Murphy.
Fauci won the Silver with an artistic impression over Henry both doing the dance of mask on, mask off, mask on, now four masks routine.
However the total “I am the Alpha Gigachad With A Dildo In My Ass Being Cucked, Yelling At Innocent Women And Selling Alpha Male Classes, But It’s All Your Fault,” routine was Golden. He pranced across the matt giving a rendition of “I made Timcast” and spun a “If you didn’t dig up the video I made public with my signature beard I’d be fine,” and ended with “It’s privately on Chaturbate, it’s deleted, sort of.”
A full 10, Fauci got two 9s, Henry 3. 5 Judges were there.
“We were robbed,” said Coach Dix, regarding Henry, “we were easily a silver, we even stole the same routine.”
Jack thanked Matt from Tinder and went off to watch his wife get gang banged. “Better them than me…eww….girls…” he said.

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