WASHINGMONEY, DC – A man gets naked lies on another man naked, moans are heard, video is made, and years later it is released ready for Pornhub. However, that all might be true, but this is totally not gay.
Cawthorn swears “We were acting foolish, and joking,” insisting that Gay sex is the funniest thing ever.
To be fair there was no eye contact, as many gang sex lovers will tell you.
“I swear, me and my buddy were going to submit this video to funny or die,” said Cawthorn, “we had no idea that anal sex could be considered homoerotic.”
Heteroflexible Alpha Male Instructor, Jack Murphy chimed in saying, “Thith ith thuh motht Alpha thing I ever thah,” pointing at the guy on the bottom.
The interview with our stringer and Cawthorn ended in him saying “nohomo,” which only a straight man would say.
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