GREAT PILE, IDAHO – Doctors joined together in a conference room in anticipation of a speech from Gold Chain enthusiast, and outgoing top doc of America, Doctor Anthony Fauci.
All eyes and ears were on the stage and a strange sound from the lights. It was to be announced, the latest thing in medical politic.
When hitting the stage, he pronounced “Disco Fever,” a new Variant of Monkey Pox to be the latest concern.
“We must be concerned that all eyes be on the greatest scare ever,” said Fauci, “This being Disco Fever,” who went on proclaiming the need for all those not engaged in group sex be vaccinated.
He left dirty walking away from the stage to a back room, to a huge standing ovation, later followed by another crowd of males.
If your concerned about Disco Fever, know the symptoms include: A desire for shag carpeting, an interest in a careen in espionage, membership in a cult, occasional earring, a need to use a woman’s body to proclaim “not homo,” exposed top front teeth, and possible gold chains with exposed chest hair.

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