SEOUL, KOREA – In a bold move, Warner Brothers and the Cartoon Network, not only announced a progressive take on the Power Puff Girls, yet a whole new story as to how it comes to be.
“Raging lesbians,” yells enthusiastic Warner Executive in Marketing, Rahg Indeep, “They will be raging Lesbians!!!”
in addition, to being Lesbians these barely pubescent girls will have a origin tale where they will actually be trained and, in case of the 4th black on, disciplined by “Him,” now the heroic teacher at Butterfly Academy and Makeup Distribution Centre.
The girls will be trained in everything Lesbian and how to sell beautification products.
It will be ready by Pride Week next year.
Dedicated to June. Thanks for keeping this in my memory.
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