COASTLINE, GEORGIA – A new contender has joined the NCAA to swim against the boldest large manly looking females, and this one swears they are legit.
Jodie Naughtflipper, described as “Totally Human,” and identifying as Female, is promising to give Liam a run for her money.
Naughtflipper, accused recently as not being as human as claimed, said “Real Humans are Human,” and insisted that she is in fact a real Human. Not a cetacean.
She was asked for a blood test and called it bigoted and rejected the idea she had any genetic traits that would give her a greater advantage from birth.
“Eh, eh eh eh eh, eeeh, eh!” she shouted, as her manager claimed it meant, “I have two legs you intolerant bastards.”
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