CONSEAD, FANTAHZLAND – According to the self deluded feeling of importance, not only did Nintendo cause mental anguish to Zoe Quinn but now she has filed Rape Charges because she feels this new “Earthbound Game” (released in 1999) intentionally harmed her fragile weak will when she saw they had a band in it called, “The Runaway Five.” “So what,” Zoe said, when it was explained that this was a 1996 Virtual Console re-release.

According to this obscure character named Quinn, “They should have remade the game to remove the five from all phrases.” “Is that too much to ask?”
Nintendo, as usual, had no confession to offer, making what’s-her-name angrier as we forget who the fuck that was again…who the hell is she anyway? Made some sort of Cheese Burger or something?
One thing for sure, no one will forget what ever this was about, something about a rag or something..

Serious Article if you want to find out what this is a satire of, likely will, wouldn’t blame you.