Know for hiring the best, most qualified people. Trump hires a surviving Japanese WWII scientist to teach him “worse than waterboarding” techniques to use and masterbate to in Gitmo.
“He use to inject feces in soldiers,” said Trump to his cheering flock, “this guy knows true torture, and I only hire the most qualified.”
Staffers say, even know he is on his last legs, he is in peak condition to start on new “advanced interrogation techniques.” shouting how “Rumsfeld was a joke.”
Hillary Clinton was to busy counting Military Arms supplier’s money to comment.